Eamonn Holmes gets the BBC jokes eating away at him banned | Life and style

Asking Eamonn not to act like a plonker is as pointless as arguing against gravity' . . . Holmes pictured with co-presenter Ruth Langsford. Photograph: Ken McKay/Rex
First up, a sorry dispatch from the Great Celebrity Adipose Wars – a conflict that finally has its Hutton report. Once again, the BBC has issued a humiliating apology for its output, although this time the beneficiary is not Alastair Campbell but Eamonn Holmes. The main thing is, the good guys are still winning.